Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Yeah, I realized that's how I generally start most conversations.
Hai.
Let me explain why.
You see, in a standard conversation, when one begins with a 'hi', it becomes so natural and expected that, pardon me, it's become impersonal; we are desensitized, if you will, towards salutations that have lost their meaning. There is no friendliness in a normal 'hi'. Unless of course it's accompanied with a: )
However, let me show you why adding the 'a' makes a world of difference. First of all, there's a sense of individuality imbibed into the word; when we say 'hai', we break the chains of normativity, therefore sticking it to the man, the system, and his brother-in-law in the other system. Secondly, which is a crucial point, it shows that you care. By adding an 'a', you're showing genuine interest in conversation, making the effort to type out three letters instead of two. And since it's executed in such an elegant and purposeful manner, people will appreciate you all the more for it.
So go on, say hai to someone,
Second time blogging in a day, this must be, like, some kinda record, man. Dude.
p/s: Heteronormativity is a good word.
What does one do when a sudden urge to expel a portion of mental mundanity strike the individual, thereby forcing a decision to type meaningless words of no meaning into a web page where the world, if they so choose, can read? Naturally, I blog.
Meaningless words of no meaning. Read it a few times, it should make sense after the 3rd revision.
They say they should write what you know. So, disregarding the fallacy of sweeping statements such as 'From henceforth, I shall..' and 'From now on, this blog shall..' (because chances are the author isn't going to live up to promises anyway), from now on, this blog will be so mind-fucking-ly redundant, you as a dear reader will be left gasping for need of intellectual engagement.
The sky is blue today.
I need a job.
I don't want a job.
But I need a job.
Is there a job where they pay you to do nothing but sit around all day?
Oh right, security guards.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
So take your fucking faker face and stay away from me
I'm trying not to hear your lies or see your make-believe
The words you speak are empty and your stories full of holes
God I know you're burning up for all the lies you've toldNi lagu power. Power ranger.
Monday, October 12, 2009
ohai.
.. and yet again the urge to grace these pages with words of acquired wisdom has left me.
kthxbye.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people including me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat song titles. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)"
Pick Your Artist:
Theory of a Deadman
Are you a male or female?
Invisible Man
Describe yourself:
Point to Prove
How do you feel:
Hate My Life
Describe where you currently live:
Heaven
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Santa Monica
Your favourite form of transportation:
Leg to Stand on
Your best friend(s) is/are:
Me and My Girl
Your favourite colour is:
Confession
What's the weather like?
In The Middle
Favourite time of day:
End of the Summer
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Hell just ain't the same
What is life to you:
Got It Made
Your current relationship:
Not Meant to Be
Breaking up:
No Surprise
Looking for:
Bad Girlfriend
Wouldn’t mind:
All or Nothing
Your fear:
Say I'm Sorry
What is the best advice you have to give:
Make up your mind
If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Quiver
Thought for the Day:
Walk Away From this
How I would like to die:
Sacrifice
My motto:
Save the best for last
Monday, August 31, 2009
Did you know..
That it takes one woman to screw on a lightbulb, two engineers to fix the lighting, and three structuralists to tell you that electricity is merely a discourse, and in essence, does not exist?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Did you know..
That two wrongs don't make a right, but three do?
